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Thursday, February 28, 2008
YOU WON'T SEE ME The Beatles Rubber Soul Capitol : 1965 [Buy It]
OFF THE HOOK The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones Now! Decca : 1964 [Buy It]
TELL HIM I'M NOT HOME Chuck Jackson I Don't Want to Cry Wand : 1965 Available on The Very Best of Chuck Jackson 1961-1967 Varese : 1997 [Buy It]
BIGGEST FOOL IN TOWN Gorgeous George Stax : 1965 Available on: The Complete Stax/Volt Singles: 1959-1968 Atlantic : 1991 [Buy It]
YOUR PHONE'S OFF THE HOOK, BUT YOU'RE NOT X Los Angeles Slash : 1980 [Buy It]
HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE The Nerves Nerves EP Bomp: 1976 Available on: D.i.Y. Come Out & Play : American Power Pop 1975-1978 Rhino : 1993 [Buy It]
ANSWERING MACHINE The Replacements Let It Be Twin-Tone : 1984 [Buy It]
I hate the telephone. It's fine for taking care of business or making contact in a more personal mode than e-mail. I doubt that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had any idea the type of misery it could create in personal matters. The telephone is an idiotic and torturous enemy to the lonely or obsessive. These songs all predate cell phones, e-mail and text messaging, which further complicate matters. I don't even have a land line anymore - just a cell phone. I'm always there, whether I want to be or not. Presence can be painful when you want to be absent, and even worse is absence when you want to be present.
Most of these songs deal with that dynamic in on one form or another. Paul McCartney wrote "You Won't See Me" after having his phone calls ignored by girlfriend Jane Asher. Her line is always "engaged" - the English really have a way with words. Mick Jagger, too, gets only "an engaged tone." He figures it's off the hook or maybe she's ill or sleeping, until he's heading off into paranoia. Why won't she talk to him? He's Mick Jagger for Chrissake! Even The Beatles and Stones are getting dissed.
Chuck Jackson's really got it bad. Every time he calls his girlfriend, someone else answers and he hears her in the background saying "Tell him I'm not home." The telephone has turned Gorgeous George into the biggest fool in town, and he's had enough. And from the sound of things, George doesn't seem like someone you'd wanna fuck with.
"You're Phone's Off The Hook, But You're Not" is a great title and a great line that I once used on a girlfriend when, after a terrible conversation in my apartment, she said the first part ('cause it was) and without missing a beat, I responded "But you're not!" "What did you say?" "Oh, nothing." Jack Lee from the Nerves is "in the phone booth - it's the one across the hall," but guess what? She won't answer and he's hanging on the telephone. He's gonna let it ring off the wall. He can't control himself. It's a common reaction to being ignored.
Finally, Paul Westerberg takes us to the eighties version of no reply: the answering machine. Remember those? No call waiting. No voicemail. A machine and a tape. "How do say goodnight to an answering machine" he asks.
How do you say I love you to an answering Machine?
-by Ted BarronLabels: indie, power-pop, rock, soul, ted barron
posted by James
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