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Thursday, July 17, 2008
CHICKEN Pink Anderson Medicine Show Man vol. 2 Prestige : 1962 [Buy It]
EAT THAT CHICKEN Charlie Mingus Oh Yeah Atlantic : 1961 [Buy It]
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN (PARTS I & II) Bill Thomas & the Fendells c. 1965 Available on: Movements 2 Perfect Toy : 2006 [Buy It]
FINGER LICKIN' CHICKEN The Radars Yew : c. 1969 [Out of Print]
CHICKEN HEADS Oscar Brown Jr. Fresh Atlantic : 1975 [Buy It]
CHICKEN Ike & Tina Turner Available on: Rockin' and Rollin' HHO : 2006 [Buy It]
CHIPS, CHICKEN, BANANA SPLIT Jo-Jo & The Fugitives Cobra : 1968 Available on: Jamaica to Toronto: Soul, Funk, and Reggae 1967-1974 Light in the Attic : 2006 [Buy It]
FRIED CHICKEN Rufus Thomas Hi : 1978 Available on: Pulp Fusion : Bustin' Loos Harmless : 2006 [Buy It]
C-H-I-C-K-E-N SPELLS CHICKEN McGee Bros c.1927 Available on: Ghost World OST Shanachie : 2001 [Buy It]
They eat chicken, don't they? -Col. Sanders, responding to a question about black folks. (Apocryphal) Well, folks, the review is in: "On Untitled you get to decide whether you prefer Nas thoroughly exploring half-assed concepts or half-assedly exploring thorough concepts." Ouchie. And, man, that 3.8's gotta sting. But, you know, we don't know: Here at Moistworks' Astoria Bureau, we kinda think of "Fried Chicken" as the new summer hotness-
FRIED CHICKEN (FEAT. BUSTA RHYMES) Nas Untitled Def Jam : 2008 [Buy It]
Mrs. Fried Chicken You was my addiction Drippin' with hot cholest- Like Greeks with his falafel Italians with their tomato Pasta What roti is to a Rasta Trappin' me- You and your friend Mac'n'Cheese ?
OMG/WTF/LOL/BRB/BBQ/QE2/WMD/WWIII, right? I mean, we're a ways away from "C-H-I-C-K-E-N spells 'Chicken'" now! And, while we're on the subject of eating/racial stereotyping, we might as well address the age-olde belief that black men don't eat pussy....
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT The Wailers Studio One : 1965 Available on: Destiny: Rare Sides from Studio One Rounder : 1999 [Buy It]
CUNNINGBIRD Charles Mingus Debut : 1957 Available on: The Complete Debut Recordings Debut : 1990 [Buy It]
BEAUTIFUL GIRL CunninLynguists A Piece of Strange LA Underground : 2006 [Buy It]
LICK THE PUSSY Beatnuts Street Level Relativity : 1994 [Buy It]
Ok - so - as it happens, not eating pussy happens to be one of the things that a lot of rappers tend to rap about a lot. And that makes a certain amount of sense: In the more misogynistic & minstrelsy corners of the rap universe - that MTV-friendly, jack-in-the-box cartoonland where punks jump up to get beat down, bitches ain't nothin' but hos and tricks, and "feelings" are something you "catch" - going down on your lady friends might just give the impression that feelings are something you've caught.
AIN'T NO FUN (IF THE HOMEY'S CAN'T GET NONE) Snoop Doggy Dogg Doggystyle Death Row : 1993 [Buy It]
At least, Marvin Gaye seemes to have thought so. "You could feel him struggling for the courage to say it," David Ritz reported, in his courageous MG bio, Divided Soul.Finally the words came: he was going to give her "head," oral sex. He convinved himself he could "handle" her, though in mentioning the act, as if to "sanctify" it, he quickly suggested marriage and even pregnancy, singing that he was going to "knock up this woman." This is one of the moments in which he actually called out her name - "Oh, Janis!" - exploding with an anguished shriek, a cry of limitless pleasure and pain. Like a little boy afraid of jumping off a diving board, Marvin built up his courage - "soon," he repeated, "soon" - trying to convince himself he was man enough to do the job. He viewed oral copulation as a complete commitment of his affection. For Gaye, the act was the highest expression of his love since, as he told me several times, it was something he didn't enjoy. It's no accident that "giving head" was joined to the notion of conception and pregnancy, further validating his feelings of sacred romance and familial sanctity. In fact, in November of 1975, Janis did give birth to her second child, Frankie Christian "Bubby," born a day after his namesake, Marvin's Brother. That, folks, is what we call writing! And, while we're on the subject of writing, let's leave off with Ritz channeling Ray Charles, on the twinned subjects of crazy laws and cunnilingus: "Hell, there are dozens of crazy laws," Ritz writes (in Brother Ray: Ray Charles' Own Story). "I understand in some places it's forbidden to suck your wife's pussy. Well, they can't enforce that one, but if they could, wouldn't it be a bitch?"Labels: alex, chicken, sex
posted by Alex
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