Tuesday, March 18, 2008
 
XXX YO! INTERNET RAPS XXX

FREAKS OF THE INDUSTRY
Digital Underground
Sex Packets
Tommy Boy : 1990
[Buy It]

We @ Moistworks hold these tracks to be self-evident:

JIGGABLE PIE
AMG
Bitch Better Have My Money
ZYX : 1991
[Buy It]

But seriously, the bitch really better had have my money.

TALK LIKE SEX
Kool G Rap & DJ Polo
Wanted Dead or Alive
Cold Chillin' : 1990
[Buy It]

"I'll leave you like a rape victim." That, from back in the day.

IF YOU BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX
2 Live Crew
As Nasty As They Wanna Be
Lil' Joe : 1989
[Buy It]

A girl back there who, asked if she *liked* sex said, "Of course/Doesn't everyone?" She was interested in overpopulation. But ask yourselves, people - do *you* people believe in having sex?

MAHOGANY
Erik B. & Rakim
Let The Rhythm Hit'Em
MCA : 1990
[Buy It]

if so:
Al Green = Love.

FOOL GET A CLUE
Digital Underground
Future Rhythm
Radikal : 1996
[Buy It]

And now, with a lot less love:

HOUSEWIFE
Dr. Dre
Chronic 2001
Interscope : 1999
[Buy It]

And a whole lotta lovelessness:

AIN'T NO FUN
Snoop Dogg
Doggystyle
Priority : 1993
[Buy It]
I know the pussy's mine
So I'ma fuck a couple more times
Then I'm through with it
There's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to my homie, now you get it
'Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to me
And y'all know that bitches ain't shit to me...
FREAKY PUMPS
Fat Lip
The Loneliest Punk
The Lab : 2005
[Buy It]

That, from from the original sex rap post.... And if that don't slap the fuzzle from your muzzles, here's a few more xxx internet raps xxx :

SIDE TO SIDE
Blackalicious
The Craft
Anti : 2005
[Buy It]

TALK LIKE SEX PT. II
Smut Peddlers
Porn Again
Priority : 2001
[Buy It]

WORK THAT POLE
The Beatnuts
The Originators
Landspeed : 2002
[Buy It]

The Beatnuts, in general, are genuinely unpleasant: Where's their medal?

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
Peaches
The Teaches of Peaches
Xl: 2000
[Buy It]

[For [all the bearded] ladies.]

ICE CREAM
Raekwon
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
RCA : 1995
[Buy It]

Someday, the words "I Love you like I love my dick size" will be inscribed on some Staten Island tombstone....

XXX YO! INTERNET RAPS XXX

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