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Thursday, January 12, 2006
SHAKE IT ALRIGHT OH NO and GO JU JU GO E.U. Go Ju Ju Go (Cassette) 1987 Out of Print [Buy used]
JUST BUGGIN Whistle Injection Disco Dance Label : 1986 Out of Print [Buy it on compilation]
5 MINUTES OF FUNK Whodini Escape Jive : 1984 Out of Print
MY MIKE SOUNDS NICE Salt n' Pepa Hot Cool & Vicious London : 1986 [Buy it]
SO at a High School reunion a few years back I drank too much red wine and agreed to take over the class' alumni notes updates. I went to a small private school in DC. My classmates got good jobs, houses, reproduced. So I quickly realized that the updates weren't going to be the saucy Penny Dreadfuls I had hoped. So now I pretty much make stuff up. I enlisted fellow classmate JJ and we got to work. We invented delinquent offspring. We married my friend Tim M. off to Lark Voorhies.
We launched careers, as in this 2004 update:
I reported here last year that Matt P. was busy penning an authorized biography of neo-soul artist Chico DeBarge. Matt emailed me recently with a typically eloquent update. The book, "The Devil Wears Fubu", was published by Scribner in March, and is already in its third printing. It appears to be a critical hit as well. The New Yorker called it "nuanced, pliant" while Dave Eggers gushed: "Everytime Matt P. writes a sentence, an angel laces up his hoodie." Despite the book's success, Matt writes that at first, Chico was upset:
"Sure, initially he wasn't thrilled with it. I had warned him upfront that this wouldn't be a puff piece, that I was in pursuit of something honest. Still, I wasn't surprised by his reaction. I mean here is a guy who has spent his entire life in the company of sycophants, hangers-on who propped him up, inflated his ego. Is it any wonder then, that Chico cut his fashions from the cloth of self-deception? But then show me a man that doesn't. All of our lives are really just ideas; ideas about who we want to be, how we like to think others see us. Selfdom is an optimistic enterprise, it's the front seat of the rollercoaster; but vanity is a funhouse mirror. The thing that did surprise me about this project, though, was how much it taught me about myself. You go in thinking you can maintain a critical distance, but you can only observe something for so long before you begin to see something of yourself reflected in it. Darwin unlocked evolution's mysteries by studying finches. I unlocked mine last summer in a panel van with a man named Chico."
Occasionally the alumni office would politely omit certain submissions, including:
Max R. is a photographer at the Holocaust Museum, which sounded really great until he let slip that the museum is in his basement.
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On weekends, Charlie takes his 2 year-old son Harrison to Tenley Mini Mart to buy cigarettes. Charlie still smokes Camel Lights, but he gets Harrison Capri Menthol 120s, which have a slimmer shape and are easier for a young child to hold in his growing lips. Plus the minty flavor encourages brushing.
Anyway, notes are due again in a week or so, and I'm giving the readers of moistworks the chance to pen some updates for me. Make something up about someone in my class and I'll get you published. Or tell me a story about a real kid from your class going places or going off the rails, and I'll swap the name out and get it published. It can be just a few words, a chance encounter, or a continuing narrative that I could weave through multiple installments. It's like you would be sponsoring an African child; a white, wealthy, African manchild who will never awkwardly show up at your apartment one day. Or just get on the comments board and tell us about a weird kid you went to school with.
As for the music here: songs you might have found in my old walkman, or cold-boomin' from Page B.'s Jetta.
The EU tracks are from what I think was a cassette-only release. I ripped them myself from the old tape so pardon the wobbly quality.
A Go Go primer
For the greatest alumni note scripture of all time, scoop up Sam Lipsyte's Home Land at once.
Completely unrelated but very amusing
Extra credit if you can identify the 6 yearbook photos above.
And finally, bear with us the next week or so as we experience some hosting and bandwidth issues. If a song doesnt seem to download, or the site seems down, try again a bit later.Labels: James
posted by James
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